I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
two words...techno handjob
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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