I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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