girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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