We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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