i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Mom said you looked used
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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