look no pants
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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