I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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