Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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