She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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