Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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