I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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