why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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