i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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