i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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