what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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