I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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