Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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