How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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