I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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