You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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