therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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