careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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