Well apparently he's into motor boating.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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