Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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