Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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