why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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