My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
vagina is talking i cant
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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