im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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