clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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