i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
