we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she looked like the before picture.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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