For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize