I accidentally burped into my bong.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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