i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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