He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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