good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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