she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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