so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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