yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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