He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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