Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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