Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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