Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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