what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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