If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
