The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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