I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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