honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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