used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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