Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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