so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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