I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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