WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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